So Tired: A Cozy Taylor Swift Parody for Sleep-Deprived Moms

I think I’ve mentioned before that I adore Taylor Swift. One morning on my commute, blasting her songs, different lyrics popped into my head. Instead of “James Dean daydreams” I imagined “big black circles.” And instead of “you come and pick me up, no headlights,” I found myself thinking, “the baby woke me up the first time.” Clearly, late nights at my house look a lot different than those pop-romance scenes.

That train of thought kept going, picturing how a sleep-deprived mom might sing “Style.” The little parody “So Tired” took shape: a short, honest snapshot of nights with an infant and how often you get up when you’re a new parent.

I’m sharing it because I suspect many other moms (and parents) relate. This was written not long before I left my full-time job outside the home, which explains the offhand line about forgetting to brush my teeth—something that, ahem, hasn’t actually happened… often. I have no shame, though. Bring me to karaoke night and I’ll sing it loud and proud.

So Tired lyrics

Midnight

The baby woke me up the first time

Wet the bed

I guess I’ll change the sheets again tonight

Those diapers, oh

They don’t hold up like they say that they should do

They should do

And so I’ll try to go to sleep but I

Know you’ll call on me again tonight

Yeah you’ll do it three or four times

Now I’ve got these big black circles

Under my eyes

And I’ve had three cups of coffee

All before nine

And I don’t know how I’m gonna make it through this alive

Oh baby I’m so, so tired

I’m so, so tired

You’re in your comfy pj’s playing with your feet

And I was so late that

I forgot to brush my teeth

And now I’ll be stuck in my office

From seven to three

And baby I’m so, so tired

I’m so, so tired

Four am

You can’t find your binky or your bear

I stumble in

When I look down it’s sitting right there

It was right there, oh

How could you not know that it was in your hand?

All along

And when I walk back to my room

My alarm clock starts to boom

I’ll be running all day on fumes

Oh I think this baby hates me

Secretly

It’s been three days

And I’ve only had six hours of sleep

What I wouldn’t do for a nap

Maybe just once a week

Oh baby I’m so, so tired

I’m so, so tired

You’re in your comfy pj’s playing with your feet

And I was so late that

I forgot to brush my teeth

And now I’ll be stuck in my office

From seven to three

And baby I’m so, so tired

I’m so, so tired